Gray Flannel Dwarf

8/1/2003

Erection Election

Pr0n king Larry Flynt has announced he will run for governor in the California recall election.

In related news, it has been reported that, while forming a campaign committee, Flynt has also been pondering the stigmas of being affiliated with any one ‘political party’. Unnamed sources close to Flynt have indicated that he is instead leaning towards an “all-out Political orgy“.


cswiii @ 4:04 pm

Reposted as a journal entry….

(was originally a comment in a journal elsewhere)

Two of my worst memories from elementary school both involve plays/musicals, performed in front of a group of parents. In second grade, we did The Nutcracker Suite. I wanted so badly to be an Arabian Knight, but I didn’t make it in the tryouts. Thus, I ended up being tapped as a “Snowflake” in the performance. Well, this in and of itself wouldn’t be so bad… except that the dress code was “white tights” for girls and “tights or white pants” for boys. Guess who ended up as one of about three boys in the group of 25 or so that wore tights…

Later on down the road, in fifth or sixth grade, we did A Mid-Summer Night’s Dream. My role was very minor — I was Philostrates. However, during recitals, I was wearing a cape lent to us by one of the students. Somewhere along the way I noticed I was having a hard time getting it to stay on my shoulders — and it was then when I got my head chewed off by the teacher, because she/we discovered it had torn around the collar. To this day, I still can’t remember doing anything to have beaten it up, I think it was just old. Nonetheless, the ole biddy was pissed at me for the rest of the day.

I’ve been told many times that I should’ve taken up acting. But after these experiences, do you think I’d ever have built up any interest in it? Not a chance!


cswiii @ 1:10 pm

Redskins Football

If anyone is interested, I printed out a “reservation”, for whatever actual, negligible significance it has, from the Redskins.com site to go check out training camp tomorrow. Tomorrow is fan appreciation day, just for what it’s worth.

I say “negligible significance” because although, on the site, I said I would be bringing up to 4 people, there doesn’t seem to be anything on the actual invitation to indicate this number.

Anyway, so if up to three of you are interested, drop me a line or respond here. It’s probably about a 10-15 minute drive from my house, so perhaps we can toss back some cold ones after the trip. chrishaas, sorry I didn’t get to meet up w/ you before your birthday — perhaps you’d like to join?


Tags: — cswiii @ 9:45 am