Gray Flannel Dwarf

12/13/2007

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

So, the Mitchell Report came out today, and has a lot of incriminating evidence. Much has been discovered and revealed.

Yes, I’m talking about the most damning fact of them all — the realization that, according to pages D-5 through D-8 in the report, Jason Grimsley has an Anne Geddes-themed checkbook.

Shame on your, Mr. Grimsley.

One Response to “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?”

  1. Anon Says:

    Um, sorry to say, but I’ve had one, too. What can I say…the wife likes babies. :-P

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