I posted this one in an ESPN FFL message board, in response to someone’s description of his team, and the all-too-common mistake of using a 1RB/3WR set, rather than a 2/2 set. His text in italics.

I am loaded at WR and somewhat thin at RB.

That’s like being the east end of a westbound racehorse at Preakness. Even if you’re stud, you’re still the arse end thereof.

Yes, I guess it would probably be lost on most of them, who most likely don’t know what The Preakness is, in the first place…