Gray Flannel Dwarf

8/21/2003

doo-doo brown

Dear UPS bigwigs,

When your carriers leave a note on your door, saying they tried to deliver a package, they check one of four checkboxes, regarding when the delivery will be re-attempted. They clearly read:

Before 10:30
10:30-2:00
2:00-5:00
After 5:00

Please note that these are fairly wide ranges already, and while that can be inconvenient to the recipient, I can understand the need to cast a wide net, in this sense.

However, when the “After 5:00″ box is checked, and I get home at 4:20 to see that that the deliver guy has already been here and failed to make delivery because no one was home, it makes me want to do bad things to your domestic animals.

“What can Brown do for me?”

…You can shove it up your arses.


cswiii @ 6:56 pm

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