Gray Flannel Dwarf

8/27/2003

Another Letter!

27 August 2003

To whom it may concern:

I recently received a parcel from your corporation, containing
unsolicited advertising for the Best Buy electronics retailer. As this
was apparently dated material, it was sent via UPS Letter.

Due to this delivery method, I was required to sign for this package,
per UPS policy, and in doing so, I was required to miss two hours of
work, waiting for the delivery.

Please note that I have an extremely busy schedule, and this unsolicited
delivery has put a pinch on my timetable. Thus, I have attached an
invoice, billing Banta for my lost time, waiting for this parcel to
arrive.

Attachments to this letter:
* Invoice
* UPS Tracking Details (Copy)
* Best Buy Unsolicited advertisement (Copy)

Prompt payment is expected upon receipt of this notice. Please also note that the Direct Marketing Association, the Federal Trade Commission, and several local consumer groups will be receiving word about this mailing, should this situation not be resolved in a timely manner.

Thank you for your time and understanding, regarding this matter.

Sincerely,

(signed)

And if you don’t think I’m sending this to Banta DirectMarketing, certified mail, you’re way wrong. Best Buy will be receiving something similar, too.


cswiii @ 11:51 am

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