At Christmas, my traditional stocking had the traditional fare of candies, etc., inside. Chowing down on that today.

Some of the candies were “Dove” brand, real rich, sweet little things. I think they’re focused on the market to women or something, but I’m not sure. In any case, the candy wrappers have “fortunes” in them. The first fortune was kinda nice:

Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it.

The second one, however… well –

Promise youself more moments like this

Bleah!
I think they just don’t want you “saying” anything — in order that you might have more time to keep chucking these things down your gullet.