Gray Flannel Dwarf

9/19/2001

Gulf Fiction

[I came up with this last night. Apologies to Quentin Tarantino]

SCENE: DUBYA and COLIN POWELL DRIVING DOWN THE STREET

“…you know what they call a B2 Bomber in Iraq?”
“They don’t call it a B2 Bomber?”
“Naw, man, they don’t use the Roman alphabet, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a ‘B’ or a ’2′ is”
“What do they call it?”

“Ji-had buster.”
“ji-had buster! What do they call a Tomahawk missile?”
“Tomahawk’s a Tomahawk, but they call it an ‘Imperialist Tomahawk’”
“What do they call a Patriot missile?”
“I dunno, I didn’t go to Israel.”


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